Thursday, July 10, 2008

Why I Would Move To Canada (if McCain is elected)

Reasons:

1. My faith in the American people would be so definitively undermined, I could not look my fellow citizens in the eye without being driven crazy by the burning question, "Which one did they vote for?"

2. Undoubtedly the rich get richer politics of the Republicans will plunge us further and further into volatile recession, making the only reasonable choice a move to a country where the currency is more stable even if less valuable.

3. I will be too upset at the prospect of diminishing rather than expanding civil rights that I will move simply to avoid being confronted with those realities on a daily basis.

4. I may be deported, considering Mc Cain newly discovered intolerance for those born elsewhere. I can't actually be deported but maybe I'd leave out of solidarity with those who are.

5. Change of scenery.

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