Saturday, August 29, 2009

A man walks into a bar...

Joke from my colleague:
A man says to his wife, "Can you tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time?" She thinks for a few minutes and then tells him, " You have a bigger dick then all of your friends."









The video above qualifies: so funny, so so sad. I'm frequently surprised at the absence of plain simple logic and truth telling that has become a part of our political system and which is so clearly protected by our First Amendment protections. Lying has so many ramifications in the real world, I threaten a defamation suit on behalf of clients weekly. But lie about a politician or his policies and you are protected. Seemingly ridiculous when you consider the damage misinformation in the political realm does, i.e., we elect the wrong people. I know it's not original of me to point out but people eat up this Glenn Beck bullshit regardless of how it's spelled. This reminds me of another joke that more aptly summarizes the relationship of Glenn Beck to his fans.

A bear and a rabbit are sitting next to each other in the woods shitting. The bear looks down at the rabbit and says, "Hey rabbit, you ever have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

P.S. Regardless of his hilarious spelling error (which I have to believe was meant for me personally), someone should tell Glenn Beck what an oligarchy is.

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